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Dear Me in 2020

Now I know what you’re thinking ... 2019 probably didn’t go quite to plan. We’re going to give it a good go though okay. This year you were hoping to stick to the things you say more and possibly go to space. You’re going to run a marathon and save a cat from a burning building. If you see an old lady struggling to cross the road, make sure you don’t swerve your car onto the pavement and instead get out and help. I think you should stop being so hard on yourself, there was nothing you could have done about sleeping with that obese Thai hooker in September 2019, you were drunk and so forget about it. Right now though, one the first day of the year ... you’ve not done anything wrong yet! Congratulations on that you’re doing well. You’ve only been awake for 2 hours but I’m sure you can keep it up for at least another half an hour. I think you should visit some new places and climb a few mountains. In the very least you should consider learning some new things like how to sew a button on your clothes properly instead of just throwing them in the bin when one pops off. I bet you’re still looking sexy and pray you get to read this from the comfort of a nice yacht somewhere in the Caribbean. I mean so long as you don’t end up in jail or dead you’ve done a good job but we’re aiming high okay! Oh and for god sake, don’t get anyone pregnant unless you mean it alright. And don’t get married!!!

Yours truly, Me
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Hahaha that "obese Thai hooker" there was no one obese in Thailand

 
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