I'm giving gifts in exchange for jokes that make me laugh out loud.

A great Viking warrior named Rudolph received an urgent message from the North Pole in late December. Santa had taken ill and implored Rudolph to sail his iceboat north to captain Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. Rudolph sent word in return tbat, weather permitting, he would be honored to help. His wife sat him down and decorated his luxuriant flaming red beard with holly and ivy. When she had finished, Rudolph stepped outside to assess weather conditions and came back shaking his head sadly. It was too warm, he told his wife. It was going to rain. The iceboat would be useless. His wife tried to encourage him. Maybe the temperature would drop and it would snow and freeze.

The great Viking said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."