If a burglar came up to you right now...

my hands, and a knife and some pliers in drawer to drag it and and prolong his fatal suffering...

Hair dryer, towel, my cat :/

I have a third dan karate black belt and I can wrestle.That burglar is history.The paramedics can take away his broken body.

God

A feral cat that would probably attack them because she has kittens. She decided that the safest place for them is right under my feet, so I have a guard kitty.

Cigarette and alcohol breath. A justified anger. And I will use them both lol

I have adrenaline running thru me right now lmao i could kick him in the face 😂

my family, football game son TV, no one paying attention to anything but the game

Laundry soap 😂

Three knives on the table . Like 40 rifles . My fists .

Seeing me naked would do the trick to fend him off

The police report will state the the burglar committed suicide.

A lot of things, I'm my mother's office room right now. lol

Depends on how much time I'm willing to do.

Muay Thai... ! Always with me

A water bottle and my 👊

My hands

Three dogs.

I guess my feet, considering I can probably kick way harder than I can punch.