Do you do stupid things when you’re intoxicated?

Yep, buy kebabs with chilli sauce hotter than the Sun.

My ex 😅

Not these days, I just do stupid things sober

I don't get drunk anymore. I haven't in over 30 years.

All my stupidest things.

The last time I was drunk I as much fell through the front doorway as walk though it and I struggled to undo the ankle ties on my stiletto heeled sandals.

I don't drink so no

Sometimes

Yes, but I don't limit it to just intoxication. I am an equal opportunity stupid doer:

Still haven't been yet.