Do you need help with anything?

Are you pretty healthy and have a good aim? What foreign languages do you speak? Any martial arts skills? Can you cheat a polygraph? Do you have nerves of steel and cat- like reflexes? Good driver? How about archery? Can you hold your breath for three minutes? SCUBA qualified?

Knowing my luck,tonight's attempt at sleep won't be any better than the rest.

Lately feels like I need help with everything

I need help with everything and nothing.

inject some crack in my butt

I really don't know.