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User41 · 36-40, M
I was not planned.
I almost got strangled by the umbilical cord.
An I was to big for her to pass through her vagina 🤔. So i was a c-section baby.
When I was a toddler I literally chewed through 3 playpens.
An I made my mom cry like a billion times. Till this day she will tell you a demond haunted me when I was born. An broke her lamp. An turned on my brothers remote control cars.
She was very afraid of me. An would take me to church in an effort to bless me.
Sometimes when I’m home I change my name in her phone to Jesus. Then text her in the middle of the night.
“Go to church”
She loves me though. I don’t know why... 🤔
I almost got strangled by the umbilical cord.
An I was to big for her to pass through her vagina 🤔. So i was a c-section baby.
When I was a toddler I literally chewed through 3 playpens.
An I made my mom cry like a billion times. Till this day she will tell you a demond haunted me when I was born. An broke her lamp. An turned on my brothers remote control cars.
She was very afraid of me. An would take me to church in an effort to bless me.
Sometimes when I’m home I change my name in her phone to Jesus. Then text her in the middle of the night.
“Go to church”
She loves me though. I don’t know why... 🤔