What’s the worst thing you’ve done while drunk?

I was about 21 yrs old and about to rob someone at gunpoint because I needed more money to drink . Thank goodness I backed down at the last second. That's one reason I stopped drinking when I was 23.
The most shocking thing is that I and my drunken friend who accompanied me were policemen at the time. Yes, I know...it's shocking. For some of us Humans alcohol is not terribly user friendly.