Are you buyin' or sellin'?

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SW-User

Let's trade. What can you give me for this goat?

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@SW-User Ah, great! A goat. I'll need that for my Satanic ritual later.

I'll give you ten lizards for it. And since I like you, I'll toss in a free vulture.

SW-User

@GeistInTheMachine But what if the vulture eats my lizards?

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@SW-User ...Then you'll have a fat vulture.

SW-User

@GeistInTheMachine Well, you sold me.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@SW-User 🤘