I love your groups. Would you like to chat about some of them?

*points at self*

"Is this guy bothering you?"

This one gets them every time. We have a lot of women that walk dogs around my neighborhood and a lot of the dogs will come up to me and I'll see if its a boy or a girl and when i see its a boy I pet I him and say "wow she is sooo gorgeous!" The lady will always correct you and say 'oh hes a boy!' Ill then say 'oh im sorry, I was talking to him!' And they just blush and grin after they catch what i said _😂

“Would you like a cookie?”

Don't have one too shy.

It’s a local brand. Can’t beat local dairy farms. Goes good with cookies

Your local area. Or dairy. Whichever. 🤷‍♂️

Where are we? What's going on?

Do you like bacon?

Local dairy. PET

Hey ooking

"Stay away creep!"
Usually doesn't go well...

Nice tongue, wanna press it against mine?

omg i mean just how ? Lol I’d be rubbish at it - fact. 😂


Ok I’ll try!

Erm


Me ; “Wish me luck ?”

Person; “what for?”

Me ; “Because I’m falling for you and I don’t know if I’m gonna land well”

😂 omg that’s shit haha!!!

Stick your tongue down my throat?