Apparently I sent this message to someone on SW a long time ago.
Wtf was I smoking.
I was telling her she’s more mature than me and I said:
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I was telling her she’s more mature than me and I said:
Okay let me devise a test. Get in your car and drive with your ring finger sticking out the window. Try to get yourself pulled over. If the cop is swallowed by a big hole that appears in the ground, make sure your cruise control is on. Then get your crystal ball and enter the mind of that cop. One or two things can happen here.
1. You see what the cop sees and witness him fight his way out of Hell, repent from all his sins, then become a chef and go through all the ranks until he reaches level yoyo and finally gets dubbed King 3G LTE and defeats the final boss.
2. An alien will save him half way down the fall, and issue you a trans-galactic court notice. The stars in the sky will get brighter until it becomes daytime with no sun. Take a picture of it and send it to your BFF for all the street cred the hood can handle. Then you'll eat way too many pizza while the ORIGINAL H.H. Gregg explains to you that it is possible to make tacos out of star-heated water (which is actually recognized by the trans-galactic court as 36mph speed zone).
#1 means you're more mature than me.
#2 means that smashing mailboxes is your best career choice.
1. You see what the cop sees and witness him fight his way out of Hell, repent from all his sins, then become a chef and go through all the ranks until he reaches level yoyo and finally gets dubbed King 3G LTE and defeats the final boss.
2. An alien will save him half way down the fall, and issue you a trans-galactic court notice. The stars in the sky will get brighter until it becomes daytime with no sun. Take a picture of it and send it to your BFF for all the street cred the hood can handle. Then you'll eat way too many pizza while the ORIGINAL H.H. Gregg explains to you that it is possible to make tacos out of star-heated water (which is actually recognized by the trans-galactic court as 36mph speed zone).
#1 means you're more mature than me.
#2 means that smashing mailboxes is your best career choice.
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