Tell me 3 things that you know to be true..

1. However much I try not to, and regardless of how many pep talks I receive, I will embarrass myself on a first date by either forgetting how to speak, giggling uncontrollably, or spilling food down my dress.
2. Bearded men with tattoos make my clothes fall off.
3. Double chocolate cheesecake from M&S is the best cheesecake in the entire universe.