Tell me 3 things that you know to be true..

1. However much I try not to, and regardless of how many pep talks I receive, I will embarrass myself on a first date by either forgetting how to speak, giggling uncontrollably, or spilling food down my dress.
2. Bearded men with tattoos make my clothes fall off.
3. Double chocolate cheesecake from M&S is the best cheesecake in the entire universe.

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legnoguado · 46-50, M

I would imagine a bearded, tattooed gent bearing a Marks & Spencer cheesecake would find himself gaining the 'upper hand' at your flat?

I hope the council authorities don't find out about this possible security vulnerability! 🤭

PoetryNEmotion · F

@legnoguado Now that is funny! You crushing on her? LOL.

JosephineFox · F

Lego and I have been crushing on each other for many many years 😂

PoetryNEmotion · F

@JosephineFox That is sweettttttttttt. :)

JosephineFox · F

Old EP friends 😁

legnoguado · 46-50, M

@PoetryNEmotion How could I not?

PoetryNEmotion · F

You two should meet in real life. I could see good things happening....Maybe even a lasting romance.

legnoguado · 46-50, M

@JosephineFox Oh yes, I remember the first night our eyes met over pints of Hobgoblin . . . seems like yesterday. . . .😉

JosephineFox · F

*blush*

PoetryNEmotion · F

Be open to the idea. Friends for a start is a great way to build.

legnoguado · 46-50, M

@PoetryNEmotion Well, sadly I lack both the beard and the tattoos, and we have a bit of a distance problem. . . .

PoetryNEmotion · F

@legnoguado There are these magic machines...PLANES. If you want this, you may have it. Otherwise, just LD friends. You make your future. Can you not grow a beard? Scruffy...You could try henna tats. I am TRYING to help you. Geesh. Men need to be decisive and move it on up. You KNOW she is a darling.

JosephineFox · F

*double blush*

PoetryNEmotion · F

@JosephineFox Admit you dig him. Seriously. Men need a push sometimes.

JosephineFox · F

Lego and I are friends, and know our limitations. If I were to visit the US of A, I'd break the poor man!

legnoguado · 46-50, M

Without a doubt! 😲

PoetryNEmotion · F

I cannot matchmake then. LOL. As you were...

JosephineFox · F

@PoetryNEmotion You're a sweetheart ❤

PoetryNEmotion · F

@JosephineFox Thanks. Takes one to know one. I am a realistic romantic. And he doesn't know what he is missing! You are a gem.

JosephineFox · F

*triple blush*