Have I seen your face somewhere else before?

It sometimes falls off or I leave it lying around, how clumsy of me

Probably it's a common face I didn't get all the extras

It's always been here.

Maybe down in Mexico or a picture up on somebody's shelf?

Yes unfortunately, I’m a dead ringer for a girl here that’s quickly becoming a celebrity. I thought it was funny at first until people started mistaking me for her. It’s got to the point where I’ve had to tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. I’ve even had to tell them not to take my photo. I have met this girl recently, I have to admit I enjoyed that.