None Hair Theorem

I am in the need of help from you my fellow people on SW, I am deep in the hole of physics, and there is no hope for me getting out ever again! (I have heard it was good with a dramatic start, but I do apologize for it). Nevertheless, when working a lot of physics, we have a special kind of humour, at least from my experience. We also have a lot of saying that makes sense if you work with it, but I am more interested to hear what you think about it. We have a saying that goes:

"The more hair, the more complicated things can be. A black hole have only two hairs but can wear a wig"

What do you think about when hearing that?

Best of wishes
Regards