Photo filters are like painting the grass green on your side so that it looks greener than the other side

That's just why I don't take pictures of myself

You gotta work on that self-esteem, grill. Just remember: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No matter what you look like, there is a group of people that are totally in to it. Perhaps even to a creepy extent.

I don't even try. No filter can fix a double chin.

Why I don't use filters, or take selfies.

Ahahaha.