Dad, if you were actually a billionaire in disguise, now is really the time to reveal the truth.

I've been waiting for this for far too long.

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Oleander · 31-35, F

My son. We have billions of dollars... in debt. When i die, it will be up to you to pay it.
*suddenly dies*

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

@Oleander *Get a zombie to bite you so that you'll come back alive*