Can you tell the story of your life in two sentences?

It has a ready made theme song-

"I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much"

The best

Wait, what

veni vidi vici

I’m way too fabulous. I’m way too miserable.

It started with years of abuse to me. It’ll probably end with years of abuse to myself.

Asberger Syndrome...there I said it.

Shame *ding ding* shame *ding ding* shame *ding ding* shame *ding ding*

I hope it's enough shame and dings to make two sentences lol

Restartinh from zero, doing quite well but without direction and any such aims.

Some years ago, I was born., and inn a few years I will die. The End

I hate myself. No wait, I hate Capitalism.

"FUCKED UP"

Well. Shit.

Bitch you've got me fucked up.
But it's my fault...