They tried it many times. After having over 20 men teleported to the surface of the Sun, diplomacy prevailed where brute strenght could not.

Protecting a child from an abuser.

Daylight shrubbery!

been mistaken for someone else.

Something involving standing up for myself or others like protecting someone on the street or retaliating against a burglar.

No one is gonna believe that considering my repute and track record, unless it keeps happening. Lol

Public indecency likely. Though they would be wrong.

Public intoxication came first.

Theyd be just as confused as me.

I have no idea, really

Mayham of some sort. Disordely conduct

Stole chocolate,wine,and that cute pair of shoes 🤪

DUI or drug possession

it couldn't happen, you can't be arrested without reason or explanation.

Assault.

Nothing.. The cops just grabbed the closest Black fella they could find...

Got revenge on an old enemy.

High treason

they would say what the f did you do now? lol

Peaceful protests or civil disobedience. I’ve just been lucky thus far.

Beat someone up again...

They made stupidity a criminal offense

I am getting the chair

Tried to debate an extreme Feminist and she got all her friends to call the cops on me claiming I'm some sort of serial rapist misogynist mass murderer.

Invaded someones "safe space" and told them to fuck off