Protecting a child from an abuser.

Daylight shrubbery!

They tried it many times. After having over 20 men teleported to the surface of the Sun, diplomacy prevailed where brute strenght could not.

Tried to debate an extreme Feminist and she got all her friends to call the cops on me claiming I'm some sort of serial rapist misogynist mass murderer.

Nothing.. The cops just grabbed the closest Black fella they could find...

been mistaken for someone else.

Something involving standing up for myself or others like protecting someone on the street or retaliating against a burglar.

No one is gonna believe that considering my repute and track record, unless it keeps happening. Lol

Public indecency likely. Though they would be wrong.

Public intoxication came first.

They made stupidity a criminal offense

I am getting the chair

Invaded someones "safe space" and told them to fuck off

they would say what the f did you do now? lol

Mayham of some sort. Disordely conduct

Stole chocolate,wine,and that cute pair of shoes 🤪

Got revenge on an old enemy.

Theyd be just as confused as me.

Beat someone up again...

I have no idea, really

DUI or drug possession

Assault.

High treason

it couldn't happen, you can't be arrested without reason or explanation.

Peaceful protests or civil disobedience. I’ve just been lucky thus far.