I have a hangnail

@SW-User Dare I ask what’s in the box?

@EnjoyTheFeast Or you could just open it

@SW-User Then I’ll do that *opens*

@EnjoyTheFeast *reveals to be a wrapped box*

@SW-User *opens the box*

@EnjoyTheFeast *reveals to be a letter*

@SW-User *opens the letter with raised eyebrows*

@EnjoyTheFeast*as soon as it opens the money flys away*

@SW-User No! The moneybirds are leaving! Why!!!!

@EnjoyTheFeast *there's also a knife for your nail and a note stating not to open the letter outside for the money will fly away*

@SW-User But... I was inside! Ah well, at least my hangnail is gone

@EnjoyTheFeast and no bombs this time

@SW-User That's a relief