You know you are British when ______ ?

@MethDozer Some bad, some good.

@Nimbus I can't stand any British beer. Just never developed the taste for it. It doesn't work well in hot humid summer sun. Too much hops gives me a headache too.

@MethDozer I am glad to hear, you know Britain only exports crap beer and keeps the good stuff because of its short sell by date

@MethDozer Have you tried a lager?

@MethDozer IMHO, there are only two good things about Britain. First, the beer is, beyond any point of comparison, the best in the world
I can't remember the second one

@Brianthesnail it's the NHS, they'll fix you regardless of whether you can afford it or not and if you're involved in an accident won't take you to a private hospital when there is a state hospital available (unlike some countries, yes i'm looking at you Spain).