I can list 356 trillion reasons why men are better than women

I don't know. I don't care about petty issues.
I spend my time in figuring out how to get the best out of a symbiosis between men and women and how to work strengths against weaknesses. :P

Why not just say, "women, block me", and save time ?

I’ll give you 315 trillion dollars after you finish writing them down.

Remember, a woman carried you around for 9 months, provided it went full term, and gave birth to you.
Men are just sperm donors.

That by itself means woman are better than men.

Only 100

A lot of cells!

Horsefeathers

We can pee without having to sit down and wipe.

Just one. We pee standing up.