Does Anyone Else Have "Little Metaphors" for Their Drinking Habits?

@Myzery thank you! for example: i call the first 3 of a six pack the "front nine"

@silkandlace That's new. But, that doesn't make you a sad alcoholic.
I'm a sad alcoholic who hasn't come up with such things.

@Myzery lol! just a little silly, but that i've put even that much thought to it probably makes me a sad alcoholic.....lmao