why does morning wood happen everytime without out fail WTF

I don't know. I'm horny every morning without fail. Which is annoying, because I need to go to school.

It's really one of the fun elements we see every day when you guys wake up.

It's in case a burglar shows up you have something to stab them with.

I don't know but it's quite funny to see.

'Strong oaks from little acorns grow'!!

... another fun element is your difficulty peeing in the morning, with that thing still hard.
😁
Standing, and waiting... and waiting...
Muahahaha

When you wake up, your heart pumps faster. Like a computer activating from standby mode. Blood gets to places. It's another reason some men get boners as they fight or do sports.

Ghosts ride your nob while you sleep

It is part of evolution. Mans penis is hard when he wakes up so he can fuck woman so good she is compelled to go make him breakfast.