Ask me a question that I’ll know the answer to, but you don’t

@YukikoAmagi because I couldn’t think of a username so I wrote my name mildred but it’s a dreadful name so I punned myself and became mildreadful

@Mildreadful 😃😃👍

@Mildreadful HOLY SHIT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MILD- READFUL LIKE YOU ARE MILD AND LIKE TO READ A LOT NOT MIL-DREADFUL

@CountScrofula I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS 😢 READFUL ISNT EVEN A WORD 😂😂

@Mildreadful Yes, but readful is made-up in a sort of charming whimsical way and I was all "What a pleasant username!"

I always thought her name was Millie 🙄

@CountScrofula also I am definitely not mild 😂😂😂

@YukikoAmagi it is millie that’s short for mildred 😂

@Mildreadful I literally think because of how I misread your username I'd constructed this phony personality for you in my mind. Now it's all out the window and I need to meet you for the first time.

HI MILLIE I'M DAVE HOW GOES MURDERING PASSERS-BY?

@CountScrofula 😂😂 why did you give me so much thought anyway I’m not that interesting!
And murdering passersby is good 😈 they were very tasty today 😋

@Mildreadful lol! You're funny and post good content. I don't have a shrine built to you but you can at least make an impression ;)

And good. Waste not want not.

@CountScrofula well you SHOULD have a shrine built to me 🙄 I am your queen, after all

@Mildreadful ALL HAIL QUEEN MILLIE THE MURDEROUS, LONG MAY SHE REIGN

@CountScrofula that’s much better 👑