What did your last relationship teach you?

Never to ignore red flags

Never to let someone tell me I need to change in order for them to love me.

To trust my instincts

That relationships aren't worth the effort.

to not have another one....ever

Relationship and me are not compatible. I know that without being in a relationship.

That not everyone who says 'I love you' means it.

I can't have my cake and eat it, apparently.

sometimes loving someone isn't enough

that I need to be more picky

Wish I can answer that. I never was in one.

it’s possible to be amazingly fantabulous bestest friends with an ex

There is no such thing as forever love

Nothing because I never had one lol

that i am hopeless

That I’m more comfortable with an “age appropriate” partner. 😏

be more outgoing. don't settle for anyone's crap. there is a such thing as verbal abuse. etc

Sometimes love sucks and isn't worth it.

1) the excuse it was a accident when putting it in the arse doesn't fly.

2) sarcasm is not for everyone

3) never be with someone who dislikes films.

Stay away from girls who are home wreckers

relationships are too much, specially with these special snowflakes who are raised on bullshit and have insane expectations

Mental illness is a mother fucker

When the sex is fantastic, always say, 'you'll always be there for her whether long term or on a night by night basis.' :)
For an ugly bastard I have been SO lucky with women.

The hell with relationships, shit's for the birds!!

I need a kinkier girl, she wouldnt even spit cola on my balls 🙃