how do you stop animals ruining your furniture?

@SW-User No, that's cruel to animals.

@NankerPhelge But it's KIND to furniture lol

@SW-User Furniture is nothing but inanimate objects. Animals are living creatures. We should be kind to animals.

@NankerPhelge Living creatures belong to places, and don't belong to other places.

@SW-User Domestic pets belong in their owners' homes.

@NankerPhelge Good for them, if those pets come around here though, they DIE!! *_*

see what a waste of time this was?

@SW-User If you like being cruel to animals, for heaven's sake keep quiet about it and don't brag about it on the Internet.

@NankerPhelge Animals have no part in my environment, i just answered as if they were, you're not too bright are ya??!!

@SW-User I'm bright enough to see what an annoying troll you are.