how do you stop animals ruining your furniture?

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CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

Spray wolf piss all over it

NankerPhelge · 61-69, M

@CrustyDDingus How does one acquire wolf piss? There aren't many wolves in the UK, especially not in urban areas. Lol :)

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

@NankerPhelge buy it off Amazon of course

NankerPhelge · 61-69, M

@CrustyDDingus I don't trust online shopping. I have no way of examining the goods for imperfections before I pay for them.