How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?

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It depends on the day.

On days when I can't think, it takes five of me; one of me to hold the light bulb and four of me to turn the ladder.

On days when I'm feeling on top of the world, it takes only one; I hold up the light bulb, and the world revolves around me.