Are you a crisis actor

I am hoping to be, gotta get in on some of this Russian Troll/ George Soros money somehow!!!!

Hey that's very true my dog does only have one of three legs

almost like munchausen with proxy

Yes. I was at Sandy Hook. The other actors and I had a party afterward (the dead kids were actually midgets and they were pretty wild!). Fun times :)

My dogs have all their legs but my first cat lost one eye. He's fine tho

Well he has. One in each corner! Lol