When was your last Brazilian wax ?

@SailorMarz It’s nice to be bald af down there

@SW-User Oh, trust me i know. Everytime i shave i can't stop touching it. I don't know how to say that in a way that doesn't sound sexual

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@SailorMarz I died. There is no way to explain that without it sounding sexual. I applaud your efforts. Or lack thereof 🙄

@nedkelly Oh Edward 😌

@SW-User maybe if i make it sound less sexually appealing some how..."When i shave i can't stop touching the smoothness of my genitalia" lmao im leaving

@SailorMarz Or “when I shave, I cant stop caressing the slippery slopes between my legs.” Ugh. You win. I go

@SW-User did i ever mention that you have such a beautiful way with words 😳

@SailorMarz No one articulates better than you SailorMarz. You can zip it now 😑

Don’t be! It’s worth every minute. @SailorMarz