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Pineapple · 100+, F
i like shit jokes. a lot of times the most unfunny “dad” jokes make me lol th most
SW-User
@Pineapple Joke said,whilst drunk in a pub..and we all laughed..
Q- What's white and sits in a tree?
A- A Fridge🤣
Q- What's white and sits in a tree?
A- A Fridge🤣
Pineapple · 100+, F
@SW-User lolll reminds me of this one i heard:
why did the girl fall off her bike?
her dad threw a fridge at her.
it makes no fucking sense but i died when i heard it. when me and my sister shared a room when we were younger she told me a shit joke i couldn’t stop laughing at, she ended up getting fucked off with me for keeping her awake lolling:
what do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot.
why did the girl fall off her bike?
her dad threw a fridge at her.
it makes no fucking sense but i died when i heard it. when me and my sister shared a room when we were younger she told me a shit joke i couldn’t stop laughing at, she ended up getting fucked off with me for keeping her awake lolling:
what do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot.
SW-User
@Pineapple All good jokes to me.. must be a f**ked up Brit thing
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
i'm raising a 10-year old boy who likes to tell "Hi, Mike" jokes, I don't get the humor in those....
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@appassionata He started it while on vacation when we were in the van, he hasn't stopped...I told him "You went to Los Angeles and you came back with a career being a comedian"
appassionata · 36-40, M
@cherokeepatti you should put him.in the garden and fence him off. Charge people.to see him at work. If he doesnt make any money then you know hes got nothing.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@appassionata Last year he told me his idea of a career was to make a You Tube channel and make funny videos that would get a lot of views and make him money...told him things could change and he needed to get an education. Within a few weeks You Tube changed the way they awarded money on the views making the channels get a lot more views per video before they'd get enough to get $....he was disappointed in that but I guess he got my point. Told him some of these websites might not even be around when he's grown up.
User41 · 36-40, M
You just summed up my entire existence on this site.
appassionata · 36-40, M
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User41 · 36-40, M
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Well I guess I’ll just go fuck myself
Well I guess I’ll just go fuck myself
User41 · 36-40, M
*hearts myself*
No, I enjoy the joke that sets almost every thinker laughing -
it comes out of left field
a logical twist of the unexpected
that sets off an insight into something true.
it comes out of left field
a logical twist of the unexpected
that sets off an insight into something true.
appassionata · 36-40, M
@hartfire yea i know what you mean.LOVE a good fart joke 👌❤
LucyFuhr · 56-60, F
I think I prefer jokes no one else gets. I tend to get this reaction quite a bit...
appassionata · 36-40, M
@LucyFuhr at least you get a reaction! The blank uncomfortable stare gives me life.
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
LucyFuhr · 56-60, F
@wildbill83 😜
Sure.
appassionata · 36-40, M
@MsAnnThropy HA! I get it
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
I find sarcasm in the face of ignorance quite cathartic personally, especially against trolls who have nothing better to do than spout political rhetoric...
appassionata · 36-40, M
@wildbill83 really?...fascinating...
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
@appassionata people like that are too stupid to serve much purpose other than the amusement of others... =P