Why are all the hot women always in relationships

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SW-User

they want someone to pay attention/money/compliments till the merchandise is still firm and fresh

Mildreadful · F

I’m not in a relationship and I’m hot, it’s fricken 32°C 😛

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

@Mildreadful it’s 26 here apparently but feels like 400

skymint · 31-35, F

Because hot are in demand

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

@skymint there should be some sort of queue system so you know how many are waiting in line

And maybe a stock checker to find out when to strike their broken hearts

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@PotPrincess1 Have you checked The App Store?

Rokasu · 36-40, M

Just gotta look for the hot and nerdy ones who want a quality man 😏

666Maggotz ·

Well it’s easy to find a date when you’re hot

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

@666Maggotz I’m talking about supermodels here and I live in a small town. All the women who want me are usually married!

SW-User

It’s true that she’s hot 😍

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