What did you do with your Kung Fu?

Grasshopper..... When you can walk across the rice paper and leave no trace..... then you have learned.

Master! Master! You must avenge me! He stole my rice cakes!!

Stuck it in the same place as my Mojo and now can't find either.

Rolled it in my sushi and threw it back in the sea.

Beat up Long Duck Dong.