I just saw a woman with really horrible and dry feet

And wanted to throw a cabbage at her. Can we legalise cabbage throwing for such situations please

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SW-User

Are cabbage good for making feet smooth? 👀

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

@SW-User you’re right. I will buy some ped eggs and foot cream to hand out in future

SW-User

@PotPrincess1 Attaboy! Don't forget to ask her to lift her feet first. Right into your laps. 🤣

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

🤢🤮 no way! They’d be lifted in front of a guillotine before that happened

SW-User

@PotPrincess1 but imagine the touch of your hands smoothening the soles of their feet.
You could be the feet whisperer.