Are you good at hiding how you really feel?

@SW-User If I was devastatingly handsome and iconically cool, I would say something irresistibly clever and you would actually be tempted to engage me in some manner of discourse that would be mutually stimulating and entertaining for the both of us.
You kind of look "mouthy"...........come to think of it.
Did you do that on purpose?

@puck61 yup I did 😉

@SW-User You look like a tough nut to crack! Of course I wouldn't want to crack you, but it might be nice to see a Hallmark moment sometime.

@puck61 😍

@SW-User Well, there it is! Seriously! If you were to write a Hallmark card, I'd love to hear what you would have to say! Go ahead! Be a smart ass!

@puck61 I'd have to think on that one

@puck61 something like:

I miss you...but only when I'm horny.

@SW-User How about a ........"Upon Your Recent Unexpected Menses" Card? I was thinking of "Upon Your Recent Miscarriage" but even I have limits.


Upon Your Recent Unexpected Menses.

You had to walk backwards for a little while
I couldn't help but hide a smile.
It's a special time for you and yours.
Now go change those stained up drawers.

Happy Unexpected Menses!

@puck61 😮 no I would have never thought of that

@SW-User I like that! Clear, concise, and to the point! Kind of 'flattering' too! Any guy .........or girl would be happy to hear that!

@SW-User Welll, Yours was certainly sweeter than mine, but it's that whole "snakes and snails and puppy dog tails" thing. Sorry.