How do you feel about tailgaters?

@SatyrService Oh, tender soul. This is Florida rules around these parts. Slow lane is for tourists [i]if [/i]tourists [i]need [/i]to be on our highways. The middle lane is for maneuvering and passing the idiot tourists who don't know about the slow lane or think Google Maps comes from God himself. The left lane is express. Not speed limit, not fast; express. We don't take kindly to other drivers and their opinions about our speed. This is Florida - we're agitated all the time. 3 seconds, while the basic standard, is space enough for 2 or 3 cars to slip in front you. Unacceptable.

We are the land of hurricanes, gators, poisonous snakes, sharks and pythons. Don't question our driving.

(The preceding message brough to you in jest. And truth. But mostly jest.)

@SatyrService I put one car distance between me and the car behind or ahead.

@Graylight oh i BEEN to Florida! many times, and near the cites it is a racetrack for sure
out in the real boondocks,, just be patient and tuck in behind that famer and his tractor
there is no other state like it!~ the worst parts of me love Florida.,. name another state where a term like Florida Man. even exists.
I do love to eat me some nice alligator🐊,, why arrant you guys eating those invasive iguanas🦎
the make great tacos~

@SatyrService For as frustrating as it is to live in the last frontier of america, it's also really interesting and unique.

My chant every evening with the national news is "please don't be Florida, please don't be Florida, please don't-- ah, it's Florida. "