Biggest childhood lie.

"Theres food at home"
"Its illegal to have the overhead light on in the car"

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hunkalove · 70-79, M

"God loves you."

SW-User

"God is gonna fix everything. He punishes the bad ones."

SW-User

No you gotta have pepperoni pizza. They are outta cheese pizza.

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SW-User

@SW-User I never wanted to eat meat. That's how they made me do it.

SW-User

@SW-User The joke was on them. Pepperoni isn't really meat. lol.

SW-User

@SW-User 😐

VolpeTredici · 31-35, M

I was told we might die because they can't see if I have that light on. Never anything about illegal.
The food thing though 😑

Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M

@VolpeTredici i feel like the food thing is so universal ill say it to my children haha

VolpeTredici · 31-35, M

@Tokyowetdreams And they'll say it to theirs, and so on. A vicious cycle of lies.

SW-User

We're leaving your brother in charge while we're out. You'll all be fine.

User41 · 36-40, M

Behave in elementary school.

Behave in middle school an get good grades.

Behave in high school an get the best grades.

Behave In college an get awesome grades.

Get a wife.

Have kids.

🤔 I maybe went against that. Really against that. Some where along the way. Glad I did.

Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M

@User41 i remember always being told how important it was to do good in elementary/ middle school and realzied how much shite that was once i got into highschool

User41 · 36-40, M

You just need drive.

If your driven you’ll find success. Your nitch. School or no school.

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

To paraphrase Wheatley from Portal...

"They told me if I used this flashlight, that I WOULD DIE. Honestly I don't know why they would even bother giving me these things if they didn't want me to use them..."

SW-User

Your penis will fall off if you play with it, smile and your face will crack.

Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M

@SW-User the falling off thing really had me freaked out for a good portion of my childhood, i loved that thing i didnt want it falling off lol

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