Biggest childhood lie.
"Theres food at home"
"Its illegal to have the overhead light on in the car"
"Its illegal to have the overhead light on in the car"
26-30, M
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VolpeTredici · 31-35, M
Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M
@VolpeTredici i feel like the food thing is so universal ill say it to my children haha
VolpeTredici · 31-35, M
@Tokyowetdreams And they'll say it to theirs, and so on. A vicious cycle of lies.
User41 · 36-40, M
Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M
@User41 i remember always being told how important it was to do good in elementary/ middle school and realzied how much shite that was once i got into highschool
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
To paraphrase Wheatley from Portal...
"They told me if I used this flashlight, that I WOULD DIE. Honestly I don't know why they would even bother giving me these things if they didn't want me to use them..."
"They told me if I used this flashlight, that I WOULD DIE. Honestly I don't know why they would even bother giving me these things if they didn't want me to use them..."
SW-User
Your penis will fall off if you play with it, smile and your face will crack.
Tokyowetdreams · 26-30, M
@SW-User the falling off thing really had me freaked out for a good portion of my childhood, i loved that thing i didnt want it falling off lol