Don't abandon your empty cart in the aisle of a store or in the check-out lane, and don't hand the cashier a big pile of change for them to count through.

Have a purpose in life... Then you'll shall live longer 😊

Do not get credit cards

We make most problems worse

That there really is a reason why the older you get.... time really does move faster

Pyramid schemes work.

Learn the alphabet

How to smoke weed