If you were to have a new username that was in no way related to your current one, what would it be?

@HijabaDabbaDoo 😂

@HijabaDabbaDoo I didnt get it so I said it out loud at starbucks. Thx

@HijabaDabbaDoo LMFAO

@NoYou You should totally give that name when asked by the barista

@HijabaDabbaDoo omg or theres this brown people food place that announces peoples name when their food is ready by intercom.. I should totally do it there.

@NoYou lmao, do eeeet

@HijabaDabbaDoo I shall take a snap of it and become famous among the brown people

@HijabaDabbaDoo 😂🤣 Holy shit!