Has anyone seen my dead uncle?

Hah! Maybe that's the ghost my cat chases every night.

I saw him at the bar with Elvis.

Yes. He was being consumed by aunts.

"Another good way to dispose of a body? Toss it in a blazing hot forge. And as an added benefit, the neighborhood smells like a pork roast for at least a week! Hmm. Oh, now I'm hungry.

Your payment, as usual."

--Elam Drels Dark Brotherhood, ESO

If he died and had an autopsy since 2002 in the 🇺🇸 or 🇨🇦 , then I can look him up and see him in the forensic database.. however I don’t usualy go searching for men..

Highly Unlikely he's probally where you are that would be a question he can answer only

Where did you last see him ?

Does his undertaker know he's up?

Not since the wake

Yes, I told him to go home.