I'm a expert on everything and u should take my word as gospel

It's there because God is sexist and dislikes women

@terribleperson That wasn’t the question. You’re not very good at this.

I know I'm fucking terrible at everything

@terribleperson You’re good at being a jackwagon. 🙂

I still don't know what that means but I'm strangely pleased wit it

@terribleperson Well, but....I thought you were an expert on everything. How can you not know that jackwagon is the same as

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@Serenitree quit fucking questioning my omnipotence

@terribleperson Oh, but I'm not questioning your omnipotence, merely your omniscience. Now, if this offends you, I know you are capable of striking me dead with a bolt of lightning. But I fear not as you don't know where I am..

Ur in canada

@terribleperson Wow, now I'm scared. Are you going to strike me dead?

It's too much effort is ha e to throw a lightning bolt from here to there and it just takes a lot of energy

No one got time for that

@terribleperson Oh? Please, for this poor uneducated girl, explain the meaning of omnipotent!