Girls, if someone wanted to open a freelance recreational gynecology clinic, what would make your visit more enjoyable?
Scented candles and Barry White?
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LyricalOne · F
Nothing would make putting my legs in stirrups and having a stranger look up my hoo-ha more enjoyable. 😒
DrBenway · 61-69, M
@LyricalOne How about long sustained eye contact?
LyricalOne · F
@DrBenway With my hoo-ha? No thank you. Just do what you gotta do and I’ll be on my way.
DrBenway · 61-69, M
No not with your "hoo-ha", what if he looked deeply into your eyes the whole time?
LyricalOne · F
@DrBenway Ugh, no thank you. It’s not “The Dating Game,” it’s a medical exam. 🙄
DrBenway · 61-69, M
@LyricalOne what if he winked? Would [i]that[/i]reassure you and help you have an enjoyable time?
LyricalOne · F
@DrBenway Not in the least. But it might have me thinking about reporting him to the medical board.
DrBenway · 61-69, M
Oh they'll have already been paid to turn a blind eye.
LyricalOne · F
@DrBenway You are very weird.
DrBenway · 61-69, M
Well I promise, when you come to your appointment you'll be extremely impressed by my professionalism.
LyricalOne · F
@DrBenway You are an interesting brand of troll.