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adhane0531-35, M
Here goes nothing, you stink! 馃
adhane0531-35, M
@lisasamaforever What are you wearing in your picture? Did your mother dress you? 馃ぃ
lisasamaforever31-35, F
Actually it was my gramgram
adhane0531-35, M
@lisasamaforever I like her sense of humor.
FreeSpirit151-55, F
I think I saw you in a gang bang video.
lisasamaforever31-35, F
It wasn't a retort i was asking u to shut the fuck up
FreeSpirit151-55, F
@lisasamaforever Roasting finished
lisasamaforever31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1 bitch I haven't even begun
Ur face is very facial
No one wants to hear bout ur sex life
lisasamaforever31-35, F
@terribleperson who said anything about sex?
Facials
SW-User
I would try but it would probably go over your head
lisasamaforever31-35, F
@SW-User Don't flatter yourself
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lisasamaforever31-35, F
@SW-User I'm surprised that you haven't thrown ur self in the oven. See what I did there? 馃榿
Whyme46-50, M
Well look at those glasses only two reasons for them 80 aviators either high as all hell or cross eyed maby three were you talking when you should've been listening?
You have been a nudist so long that clothes are allergic to you.
@lisasamaforever
And neither will the clothes
Come back !馃槈
lisasamaforever31-35, F
Ouch again. Can I get one more?
@lisasamaforever
I鈥檓 hoping that your prize is missing clothes. 馃槉
SW-User
How long do you wanna cook?
SW-User
@lisasamaforever nah, it's good!
lisasamaforever31-35, F
That's what she said
SW-User
@lisasamaforever 馃榿馃榿
wakanda4eva26-30, F
I think your chin is sharper than my kitchen knife 馃槻
wakanda4eva26-30, F
@lisasamaforever ouch xD that burn tho, I got nothin else to roast you on 馃し
lisasamaforever31-35, F
Well don't just give up like that. Don't be like your mother. She gave up on the coat hanger - so u were born
wakanda4eva26-30, F
@lisasamaforever well I suppose by that logic your mom should have kept her coat hanger ;)
SW-User
You remind me of the shit I take: Brown, wet, and your looks are visibly deteriorating.
SW-User
馃馃
TJNewtonM
Get them glasses off and show me your eyes DO IT NOW !!!!
TJNewtonM
@lisasamaforever Am i supposed to swear at you or something ?
lisasamaforever31-35, F
Someone give this fucker a medal of stupidity
TJNewtonM
@lisasamaforever Now now relax take a deep breath and chill so why did you feel the need to be nasty towards me ? 馃槗

 
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