When was the last time you said "I deserve this"

I'm in the habit of accepting and taking ownership of my mistakes, so I say it often.

Two days ago I said it. I got the nickname of “Steve Aoki” at my workplace (a minor league baseball stadium). I sorta deserved this because I gave a coach the nickname of “Scott Van Queef” 2 years back and he is still referred to by that nickname to this day from what I hear.

That's me every cheat day on this diet.

Today when a kid in my class came over and said he felt all funny. I asked him if he was going to tell me a joke then. He just threw up on my floor.

Last week.
Got a new work truck just for me

When I got a raise. Cause I’m awesome.

Tonight. With synaptic rewards.

Last night when I polished of a bottle of wine after the kids had gone to bed while watching Netflix.

I think that a lot, lol.

This glass of wine I’m having right now because my thighs are sore

2 days ago

When my Gf spanked me last night for lying to her... I screamed out, I deserve this !! It did not make her stop ... hahaha

Yesterday when I got my acid