I should just give up and shit my pants.

Yeah, it is the next best thing to getting laid. Now we keep searching for both at the same time, but it never happens.

@carsonfry once in a while, if yer lucky enough, it does. Hope that happens for you one day. =)

Never happened for me, that is, finding a girl that likes to poop in her panties.

I poop in my pants most everyday, a lot of action there.

Glad you got some.