What you do when your kid gets bad grades?..VS what I do: rest in peace keyboard
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Mamapolo2016 · F
It probably didn't break and can be salvaged. Soak it in a bathtub of hot water for four hours, then pour molasses over the keys. Go into the forest and find a mushroom fairy ring. Carefully slice off the top 1/16 in of every fourth mushroom. Mix the mushrooms with cider vinegar and douse the keyboard with the mixture. Wait for a moonless night and bury the keyboard in a shallow grave just six by three. Leave no marker on the grave.
Or you can remember when the kid's grades come back up, you're gonna have to buy a new keyboard and just lock that one away somewhere.
Or you can remember when the kid's grades come back up, you're gonna have to buy a new keyboard and just lock that one away somewhere.
MsFugger · F
@Mamapolo2016 what do you mean lock?
Mamapolo2016 · F
@MsFugger You know. A drawer, acupboard, a safe that has a lock. Unlock the lock, put in the keyboard and relock the lock and wear the key on a chain around your neck. Lock.
MsFugger · F
@Mamapolo2016 the key around your neck might work for you, not me. Thanks
Mamapolo2016 · F
@MsFugger I don't even have a kid with bad grades. And it is entirely immaterial to me where you put the key. Thanks.