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TexChik · F
man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@TexChik I heard that joke as the beautiful woman was crying to herself. When the man asked why she said, "I just came from my therapist and he can't help me.
The man says, what's the issue? The woman says, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on my Jewish Cowboys."
When she says, "I probably shouldn't be saying this, as I don't even know you name."
The man says, "Hi, I'm Bucky Rabinowitz."
The man says, what's the issue? The woman says, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on my Jewish Cowboys."
When she says, "I probably shouldn't be saying this, as I don't even know you name."
The man says, "Hi, I'm Bucky Rabinowitz."
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
When a man and a wife who have been married for many years head into the park near their home on a walk, they decide to sit down for a break. They notice a couple sitting a few benches over kissing very passionately. The wife watches for a moment before she turns to her husband and says, “Honey? Why don’t you do that?” The husband replies, “Honey, I don’t even know that woman!”
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tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
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Pineapple pizza
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
What did the mute person say to the deaf guy?
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
@Acthy lol. He certainly didn’t ;)
Acthy · 26-30, F
@DownTheStreet 👎🏻
wheels1972 · M
the police came yesterday. they wanted to know where I was between 3 and 5. I told them preschool.......
Indianboy · M
Making a girl laugh through online msgs is veru tough. Face to face it is pretty easy frankly
Graylight · 51-55, F
What's the one candy Jesus won't eat?
M&M's - they fall through the holes in his hands.
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M&M's - they fall through the holes in his hands.
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bikelover · 51-55, M
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ⛄️
Snowballs ⛄️
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Ill tell you a joke if you show me where you keep your zebra cakes.
Reject · 26-30, M
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
Dam!
whateverisme · 26-30, F
U know the one with bula and death?
Acthy · 26-30, F
@whateverisme fuck off 😂😂
whateverisme · 26-30, F
<3
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How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares
Who cares
Acthy · 26-30, F
@SW-User 👎🏻
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No. I don't need approval. You make me laugh. 😶
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is the reward butt secks