What if aliens attacked like right now?

They can just wait, I'm in the middle of a game and I can't pause it!

Finally an interesting day.

That would be just fine with me.
I would want to go with them.
I don't care what they do to me.
Just get me off of this rock.

idk about me but this generation of kids would probably instagram it instead of running

well im like in a basement area so im safe

Befriend them and take selfies

I'd join them

Well ... at least I masterbated this morning.

we're screwed.