Give me your best insults

*1.[i]You look like your face caught fire and somebody tried to put it out....with a fork ![/i]

*2.[i]jesus ! Of the 100,000 sperm you're the winner ?[/i]

*3.[i]Do you still love nature ?....Despite all it did to you ?[/i]

*4.[i]why don't you slip into something a little more fitting ? like maybe a coma ![/i]

*5.[i]Is that your face, or did your neck throw up ?[/i]

*6.[i]Well there's a suicide tip ! all i have to do is climb your ego and jump down your I.Q[/i]

*7.[i]Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthrapoid ape species diversity ![/i]

*8.[i]you're so stupid if you fell out of a boat you couldn't hit the water[/i]

*9[i]Oh look it's the offspring of a pig and an elephant ![/i]

*10[i]You're so ugly shouldn't you have a bell around your neck or something ?[/i]

Not so much an insult as a curse:

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

cant need to be real pissed , dont piss me off tho

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Can't. Already in trouble

Go away adults are talking. Of course to another adult. Not sure if it's my best but it good one.

Flying predator with a beak that hunts rodents

Why should I give away perfectly good insults?

I hope that your kids have good teachers.

You suck! 😡

You blow skunk junk

No. I don't do that.

You're so full of shit your mama took the wrong bundle home from the hospital.