Whats the most common misconception about you??

@GlassDog That's because of a court order, the distance! 100 miles at all times!!

@EugenieLaBorgia I did it all just so I'd have a perfect excuse not to attend any more of your soirees!

@GlassDog You crept in??

@EugenieLaBorgia My interest was piqued when someone said the tuna rillettes were even worse than last time!

@GlassDog Wasn't me!I cannot cook!!

@EugenieLaBorgia I have never heard such words from someone of your nationality. I'm genuinely shocked.

@GlassDog I detest cooking! It soaks up too much time!!

@EugenieLaBorgia Ahh, but so does the ballet or opera, and they're all ephemeral. Actually, I'm disproving my own point here. Maybe I should paint, rather than cook.

@GlassDog Our 'house-helps' do not sing!

@EugenieLaBorgia I note that you did not deny that they danced.

@GlassDog They do dance... they gavotte!